Saturday, October 10, 2009

Steve Harvey Introduces Christ



Here are the words for this:

If I had the pleasure of bringing out Christ, this is just how I would do it. It ain't got to be the way you'd do it. You might not think it's just right. But this is how I would do it. Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my honor to introduce a man, who needs no introduction. His credits are too long to list. He has done the impossible. Time after time. He hails out of a manger, in Bethlehem, Jerusalem, by way of Heaven. His mother is still headlining in the Catholic Church today. His daddy is the author of a book, that has been on the best seller list, since the beginning of time. He holds the record for the world's greatest fish fry. He fed 5,000 hungry souls with 2 fish, 5 loaves of bread. He can walk on water. Turn water into wine. No special effects. No camera tricks. He has a headshot, on every Church fan across the country. Even before the kings of comedy, he was hailed 'The King of all Kings' 'Ruler of the Universe' 'Alpha and Omega' 'Beginning and the End' 'The Bright and the Morning Star' Some say He's the rules of sharing, and some say He's 'The Prince of Peace' Get up on your feet. Put your hands together. And show your love for the 2nd coming, of the one and only. God has been good. Steve Harvey

3 comments:

Bruce said...

Christ has not been called the "rules of sharing." He is called the "Rose of Sharon." You can look it up.

Tye said...

Bruce - absolutely correct. I took this off the subtitles, and we all know how reliable they are! ha!

DAD said...

Does anyone know what is meant by: "He has a headshot, on every Church fan across the country". I am looking for the meaning of "fan" in that context. Thanks