Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Top 10 wrong ways to initiate your son into manhood

Dave Kvindlog sent this one to me and I thought you might enjoy reading it. To read the entire list click here to read the last three on the list over at fathers.com.

10. Teach him the secret male ritual of leaving the toilet seat up and the toilet paper roll empty.
9. Have a ceremony where you give him his own remote control.
8. Lead him through an afternoon of rigorous physical training in the back yard while you sit in a lawn chair with a half-gallon of ice cream.
7. Eat until you're about to burst and then ride the Screamin' Hurler roller coaster.
6. Put cream on his face and let the cat shave him with its tongue.
5. Walk behind him through his school halls yelling, "You da man!"
4. Send him to the local discount store to buy mom's "personal things."
3. Give him Grandma's lime green Gremlin with personalized license plates that say, "TUFFGUY."

Click here to read the last two...

Tye out.


Anonymous said...

I am watching you on local cable access right now! I was flipping and there you were...and you sounded great!

Tye Male said...

Thanks Linda so much for those kind words. I really enjoy playing with CR Jazz! Also, thanks for posting on my blog!